http://www.crunctesla.com
This is the video for the #1 hit single by Øs Crunc Tesla VampireKiller Arcestra featuring New York’s freshest rising talent. This group has officially become the #1 US Grime crew gaining more velocity every second. Look for the remix ep to drop this spring as well as the sequel to this saga “Firewalk with WE”.
Directed by Warhologram
Also big up King Stampede and 10 deep for providing Gear.
Here goes some fiction for the heads out thurrrr! Miss Teen usa aka Miss South Carolina could even understand that the Britney Spears is a Stargate alien from the planet Mars or maybe Venus. (I’m not sure) Lil Wayne and Rhianna also concur that these fellas blur the line of reality through art fatality. Mortal Kombat on you Wombats!!! Finish him for breakfast lunch and dinner to see who the winner is on who wants to me a millionare or even chamillionare. I found a billion google type candies worn by a sexy gal named Mandy. She was totally crazy and loved to listen to Dipset and even Snoop Dogg !
Here’s my most favorite tale:
One day I saw a cute fat kitten run amok. His name was John and he had a lil sister named Mary Ann and an even smaller sister named Suzy. They went to the store to buy a crack rock for Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Oj Simpson. then Johnny Cochran stepped on Suzy and went to court with her parents. Meanwhile, the boy cat from around the corner who went to the same school where the olsen twins escaped, found some hardcore booty shake records from the 90’s. He listened to the classic songs yet new they were disrespectful to women. Ergo the Freak in captivity is none other than the new character Tommy with whom all adore. Tom is a wolf and he likes to eat cats for Breakfast!!! He plays on his playstation and sony psp all day long while watching snowboard videos. Meanwhile the super hot Cat was riding his skateboard while playing Kanye west on his Ipod and then BOOM!!!The Battle Begins!!! the Wolf Jumped in front of him and said give me your rubik’s cube and your Jessica Alba lunchbox or I’ll call the police and tell them about the alternative avant garde lifestyle that you’ve been living. WHAT ?! said the cat ( lol ) He looked into his pocket for the proper code to release his dragonball z monster that was hidden in his little kitten pocket. KABOOOM!! A giant 100 foot tall two headed Homer and Bart Simpson behemoth arose from inside his red ball of power. The simpsons were a threat that the wolf never imagined would serve to challenge him in an animal fight. So he called up Daft Punk on his cell phone and told them to bring a metal stripper to destroy these cartoon machines before his eyes as well as vote for Obama or Hillary Clinton! So then, Outta the Blue….a robot parody of a funny novel I once read called the Davinci code came out of nowhere to protect the wolf. Then Marge And Maggie simpson fell from the sky like angels to lay their wrath upon the strong dog. Even Lisa appeared with an Oprah medallion on her side that was glaring with the aura of a Scientology gem that would make Harry Potter jealous. The silly wolf made a stupid mistake. He slipped on a banana and fell on his so hard that he could no longer walk! The cat side are you alright? are you Hurt?! or in pain?…and the wolf replied ” You foolish cat! Daft Punk and Kanye are coming to get you ! …the cat said ” dont make me pull 50 cent out of my pokemon ball too! I’m warning you!” Then a blond fairy appeared and told them all to stop or she would turn them into frogs!!! ( rofl ) Then the magic fairy said “do you want me to give you a sex change operation?! or do y’all want me to delete your myspace pages!!!??” Both animals replied ” NO ” dont do that Please dont do that! We just want to be Platinum rap stars like on that tmz channel. Can you surgically bond us to Angelina Jolie possibly? the Fairy replied ” I want an apology for Michael Jackson. Then Oj appeared with a baseball bat and a basketball jersey screaming ” I want a Hershey!” The cat said I’m so thirsty for some milk ..cookies would complement that nice. or maybe I just stick with eating mice. So they all went back to Oj’s house to watch Full House versus the Family Guy’s spouse! and then the whole city got destroyed by a nuclear bomb develop by terrorists funded by your Mom! Sike!!
Duration : 0:4:47
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
k~swift is ILL
k~swift is ILL
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
I got a few …
I got a few questions for you.
When did UK dubstep begin in your mind?
And what is the #1 dubstep classic in your mind?
Its funny to see some UK folks turn something good into something NATIONALIST!
IM FROM EARTH!
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
good question
good question
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
this song is cool ( …
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this song is cool (hey and this is not spam!)
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
yes that song is …
yes that song is cool. Why did they mark this as spam????
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
wow, this song is …
wow, this song is amazing. excellent!!!!!
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
u r a boner
u r a boner
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
i mean….i luv to …
i mean….i luv to see some “circuit bended” crushed e-guitars & pianos on stage….it makes it more real……in a musical way…
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
ok dogs……u can …
ok dogs……u can do grime on a frootyloop-engine………i dont think that this sound is possible generate on a slopy programm……like wiley´s doing….don´t get me wrong wiley´s good too…but this is more apocalyptical and sounds more organic……i guess….
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
i don;t see how …
i don;t see how this is a reply to what i said… i wasn’t talking about the origins of dubstep.. i was just saying that this is nothing compared to uk’s dubstep..
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
“Hip-Hop” was …
“Hip-Hop” was invented in the US so was “Crunk”…..Grime is a sub category of Hip-hop and Dubstep is Crunk with Way more Bass. For years the English have Split Genres into countless subgenres……in the Us we dont do that…we call Timberland Hip-hop as well as RunDmc or even Wutang….all beat’s are drastically different……But We at luvtech feel that Grime and Dubstep are the Most progressives forms of Hip-hop…the heat is definitely in the Uk…but you cant stop Atlanta though…
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
this is nothing …
this is nothing compared to uk’s grime and dubstep..
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
im so HORNY!! wow! …
im so HORNY!! wow! hehe. some1 should msg me if they wnat 2 cyber. y
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
I love it. the way …
I love it. the way the harmonies are so dissassociated from one another and dont mesh accentuate the chaos in the video.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
‘and i cr-cr-cr-cr …
‘and i cr-cr-cr-cr cry!’
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
The DJ named …
The DJ named K-Swift passed away recently. It sounds a bit like she made the beat. look up baltimore club mix and you’ll most likely find K-Swift’s work.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
MC K-Swift Is Alive
MC K-Swift Is Alive
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
dj K-Swift (RIP)
…
dj K-Swift (RIP)
MC K-Swift is Very Much alive
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
dj k swift rip
dj k swift rip
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
R.I.P. K-SWIFT
R.I.P. K-SWIFT
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
hahah us grime is …
hahah us grime is fukin big style dnt try test us english
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
eew. disharmonic in …
eew. disharmonic in every way.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
I’m on my own tip/ …
I’m on my own tip/
like self waited tables…
Chill!
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit..Heat R0ck
September 27th, 2009 at 5:19 am
oh wow.
oh wow.